HALLOWEEN SPECIAL | IKEA MONKEY

In the spirit of Halloween, let’s discuss a super-natural phenomenon that has been haunting me for quite sometime – the ikea monkey. Some people find him cute and hilarious, but IMO he is a dark lord who traded his soul for uncanny trend forecasting abilities… There is no other way to explain it. This spooky dude is the exact opposite of warm and fuzzy, but he was right abt one thing – shearling is a HUGE deal this season.

1. PUMP So. Necessary.

2. BOOTIE Warm feet. Frozen soul.

3. COAT No cold shoulders here.

4. BAG
Your keys, tampons and iPhone deserve to be kept just as warm as you are. OR WARMER.

5. SNEAKS

6. BEAN BAG
I guess beanbags are meant for teenagers, but I think this would look great in the shed my parents are refurbishing for me, so they don’t have to deal w me under their actual roof when I come home for the holidays. You are, right mom and dad? RIGHT!?

7. SCEEERFF
Infinity doesn’t seem as long when your scarf doubles as a neck pillow.