It’s 2020 and I really don’t know what to say, except we are still killing it. (I’m talking abt the earth, guys). And I hope we stop soon. But just in case I’m scooping up all the personal motorized watercraft I can find.

I heard Phish cancelled a festival this weekend, so I took advantage of all of the excess acid on the market and fed it to my radishes. Now they are soooo much more fun to hang out with.

– Radishes (you can buy a whole bag for $1.50!)
– 1 cup Acid (Apple Cider Vinegar, White Vinegar, COMBO if you wanna get crazy. What did you guys think I was talking about? )
– 3/4 cup Water
– 1/4 cup Sugar
– Salt as you wish

Combine the vinegar, water and sugar (adjusting to your liking) in a small pot and bring to a boil to combine. While you wait slice up those radishes. I used a mandoline to make ‘em super thin. As you slice pop em in a bowl. Opt to squeeze a little lime juice and salt as you go to get that acid action poppin. Yumz. Radishes stink you guys, don’t be scuuured (and if you think they stink now, wait until they have been pickling’ for a while!!! Its cray!). Proceed as if you smell nothing. And when you’ve got all those bad boyz sliced, get ‘em into a heat safe vessel. Pour the vinegar mixture over. Let sit at room temp for awhile. Once cooled, cover and pop in the fridge for future tacos, saucy grilled meats, nachos, or snacking a la carte.

I VEIW THIS COLLECTION ONCE AN HOUR ON THE HOUR: SACAI RESORT 2017

Can I accept Rihanna’s Dior eyewear collab as confirmation that Rihanna reads this blog? Confirmation that she loves me? That I am her muse? That she worships me? RiRi if you are reading this: Yes, I will go out with you. Don’t expect me to “work work work work work” though. I just lay there.

Who knows what you will be inspired to create once you peep this bangin salad recipe: This Cabbage Cray

Metallics, zippers, banana print, high waisted bottoms, sexy onies- its pretty dope that a 65% of american women previously ignored by the fashion industry now might be getting 100% of the seasons kewlest suits. They are at Forever 21 for basically $1 dollar.

Use your plus size savings on Rihanna by Dior shades and//or donate to canopyplanet.org to balance out your karma.

Suits | Suits | Suits

after reading the omnivores dilemma i was a vegetarian for 2 days. not sure if it was the lack of flesh in my diet or the actual contents of the book, but i spiraled into a pretty bad depression that was only slightly remedied by a Titus Pullo marathon. luckily, my memory has a remarkably low capacity, so I was 3 seamless orders deep before i realized that my whole-hearted, quarter-week stint into vegetarianism was over. and the timing couldn’t be better. Summer is here, people. and that means time to give up on your diet, because we have arrived, and you look beautiful just the way you are.

the best art i have ever created:
wuf yum3 | burgers or chicken? BURGERS. | hotdog waterfall | italian sausage; slow, then fast.

Isabel Marant | Vetements | Isabel Marant

1. Stella gets it. This look features a puffer that doubles as a sleeping bag + reflective copper has elven level camo powers in the deep woods. Quilted shorts that keep your bootie warm yet leave your legs free for scrambling over rivers and sneaking into Farmer Maggot’s to snag mushrooms.

2. When you are camping with Aragorn the only tops and bottoms you will be thinking about have nothing to do with getting dressed. This Chalayan jumpsuit is perfect for those carefree days watching him climb trees, track down animals and kidnapped friends, daydream and do other cool ranger shit in the woods. Bonus for the XXL pockets for nuts, berries, Athelas leaf gathering. You never know when you or one of your friends might get stabbed by a Morgul blade. HAHAHAA camping is FUN!

3. Not recommended if you are actively being hunted by a ring wraith!! L.O.L.!!! Vetements brings us a comfy ass outfit is perfect for when you run into Tom Bombadil – The hoodie says “chill af” but thigh high cognac boots lend a sexy wood nymph vibe we know FOR A FACT that he is into.